Day 5: Hard as steel
Zeron: We've gone to London to measure the power of our erections. Actually, it's not our erections at all - it's just me who's in the hot seat! I wasn't pleased, but I just hoped that I could give a good performance - I needed to deliver some payback for Mike having bigger balls.

According to Nic it was necessary to show not only the ammunition, but investigate the equipment needed for delivering the sperm. Impotency is a real part of some men's lives. Low sperm count, or the inability to get it up, can be a disaster for a guy. So I had to go to a hospital and have my system checked out. 'No pressure Zeron; we won't judge you if you can't get it up.' Like hell they wouldn't! Consultant David Rickards explained everything to me: I was to attach sensor rings at the base and head of my penis before watching a porno film and - hopefully - getting erect! All this in the clinical environment of a hospital examination room with Mike, the crew and David in an adjacent room monitoring me.

But (and I say a big but) when I got hard I had to call David who would rush in and use a ultrasound scan to measure the blood flow in my erection. I can promise you this was not an easy task but I beat the odds and did it! Mind you the film I was watching helped a hell of a lot. David said I defied all the odds and managed a good result - Pascal would have been proud of me!

Day 6 & Day 7 Days Off
(Continuing our lifestyle routines to try and change the quality and quantity of our semen)

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